Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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Posted at 3:09 PM

well.. juz a simple update on xmas eve and xmas.. was heading to a frens chalet and went to meet ym they all at orchard and was quite relieved when i got out of mrt with yihui as not much were spraying.. but down the road omg its juz like a war! chinese vs indians and indians vs girls~ was quite frustrated and annoyed on the way to find them as there were wild fires all ard.. after meeting up with them we walk down from paragon and ym cousin and daniel they all bought some sprays.. well on the way down my angers slowly builds up.. and one fucking fellow juz sprayed half of my face.. so i took cover and after tat when i recovered i wacked the nearby guy as ym had started rushing towards tat guy so i presumed his the culprit and later on i asked yihui to walk furthur up and wait for them there and an indian molested ym's cousin's fren's girl and tat indian was so freaking wasted.. blood flowing shirt torned.. after that went to lan shop played till 6am and reached home at 7+am
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today kinda bored.. i duno why i would think of her but.. im not sure wad this feeling is.. and its kinda depressing... and if it permits i think its still best to totally forget.. remove.. for her face still lingers her name still makes me react.. leave it be ba..
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You Have Low Self Esteem 36% of the Time

Generally, you feel pretty darn great about who you are, even when you mess up or fail. Occasionally, a huge setback will make you question yourself, but you pick yourself up quickly.

You Are 65% Addicted to Love

Might as well face it, you're very addicted to love. But you're not really getting the deep love you seek. Short lived, dramatic relationships are more your style. Let go of needing someone, and you may find someone you actually want.

You Should Be A Cancer

What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You give completely and unconditionally in relationships. You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

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